Imaginary places

So in light of my last dreary gloomy post I thought it best to resolve my despair. Spring is near people!! You know what this means? Sunny days in central park. Finding your own individual patch of grass to sit. Opening books in the sunshine and reading without chills. Fresh mangoes eaten outside with the juice running down your chin. Never needing the subway unless journeying back to queens because walking in the warm weather is much more appealing. And Happiness! Pure joy at living in New York City where anything is possible and finally the weather doesn't get you down! Spring is near!! Just hold on for the last few weeks of cold knowing that just around the corner are days of no puffy coats and endless missing gloves!

Oh New York in spring....the thought of you gets me through the cold cold walk to the subway from my cozy house.

Debbie Downer

Does anyone else ever feel like this time period in New York right after the holidays is a downer? Auditions are slow, the sky is gloomy, and the decorations are gone. What's the fix for all this? Ugh. I hope someone has an answer, because after this week I am all out of ideas.

ode to yorke

As I was perusing craig'slist today this is what I found...mostly yorke I thought of you. enjoy.

Epileptic/Arson Productions is now casting actresses to participate in a new reality show about off duty NYC cops and their home life. Ideal candidates will be moderately attractive, have no more than 2 kids and 3 previous marriages, be able to take a punch dead in the eye without collapsing immediately and be able to curse like a sailor when their ship is under attack.

The show will focus on how cops act when they are not at work or on the take; their social lives, their loves, their money problems...etc.

Ideal candidates will hail from North Jersey or the outer boroughs of NYC, have only a high school education and have no more than 2 ass crack tattoos.

For more information view this website: COPBAR.TV

• Compensation: open
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

damn....I have three ass crack tattoos. Oh well.