Sunday, January 4, 2009

ode to yorke

As I was perusing craig'slist today this is what I found...mostly yorke I thought of you. enjoy.

Epileptic/Arson Productions is now casting actresses to participate in a new reality show about off duty NYC cops and their home life. Ideal candidates will be moderately attractive, have no more than 2 kids and 3 previous marriages, be able to take a punch dead in the eye without collapsing immediately and be able to curse like a sailor when their ship is under attack.

The show will focus on how cops act when they are not at work or on the take; their social lives, their loves, their money problems...etc.

Ideal candidates will hail from North Jersey or the outer boroughs of NYC, have only a high school education and have no more than 2 ass crack tattoos.

For more information view this website: COPBAR.TV






  • Compensation: open
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


damn....I have three ass crack tattoos. Oh well.

3 comments:

Alice said...

Do marriages that got annulled count against you?

That is fan-fuck-shitting-tastic (See! I can curse!)

Craig's List is the best.

Alicia said...

hahaha, now this one made me laugh :-)

Hungry Hungry Dancer said...

hey lady!!!!!!! how are ya!!!
this is actually hysterical!